Revised Plans

Somewhere along the way, the plan changed. The marriage ended. The diet that worked at thirty quit working. The dating apps turned into a part-time job nobody pays you for. Or you caught yourself checking your phone for the fourth time to make sure everyone was still fine.

None of that means you did it wrong. It means the old plan expired.

Every guide here is written for a woman who already has a life she likes: a job, friends, opinions, a couch she picked out herself. You're not starting over. You're making a few changes to a life that's mostly working.

They're straight answers, and they're funny on purpose. Pick the one that sounds like your week. Start tonight.